Merry Christmas Bryson,
I hope you had a good morning at your mom’s I had fun over there eating the cookies you and Kira made for me.
At your dad’s and Cherise’s I have made a game for you. You have to figure out the clues I have left in order to find your presents. Your first gift and your first clue are right inside this door.
Merry Christmas to you, I hope you enjoy your Christmas. You are one lucky kid to have all of these people who love you and make sure you have a Merry Christmas. Remember I am always watching, as is Oscar!
1. Roses are red; violets are blue … if I had a cookie I would have made it for you.
2. Star light; star bright … I get scared in the dark so I’m thankful for your light.
3. I came to your house and boy I was itchin … I needed a drink from the kitchen.
4. I love something fancy, but not so much plush … but don’t be embarrassed or you might get flushed.
5. Earlier today you saw me in Fiji … don’t forget to use your squidgy.
6. Don’t you even worry I am not cheap … I came in your house and watched Marley sleep.
7. It’s a good thing you were not mean … I had to get my Speedo very clean.
8. It’s a good thing Marley didn’t bark … when I went to the place where the Cavararri is parked.
9. All year long you were oh so nice … so I didn’t have to give you any black ice.
10.It’s a good thing I am a sprinter … to make this I had to use your printer.
11. After all of this hiding I wanted to sit … so I decided to go and take a sh -poop!
12. After all of my travels my suit looked a little rough … so I decided to give it a short fluff.
13. A tisket a tasket … I found a blanket in your basket.
14. I’ve had so much fun here and I hope I granted your wishes … I have one last surprise, Sherman eats kisses!
hey lemonhead it's christmas morning and you have to earn your gifts so go look where you might drop a chunky!
good job dude, now can you remember where mike and ike's live?
ok man you are one step closer, if i were you i would check out the milky way.
now you are one step closer to a good n' plenty check out where dishes are cleaned.
ok now there might be just one last chance to skor big. if i was you i would go to reese's very 1st bedroom.
and in this bedroom was sitting his extra large 40 inch television! spoiled much i sure think so!